Are you sick of your cat scratching up your furniture, jumping on the table, or staring at you while you sleep? Now you can be in control, thanks to the Control-a-Cat Remote Control. Control-a-cat abandons traditional IR technology, and is “simply powered by wishful thinking” (no batteries requred!) “Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best.” Some notable commands this remote is capable of are: meow-mute, fur ball eject, purr control, multiple “Stop” and “Get off” commands, and many more! Only $6.99 off ThinkGeek… I just ordered mine.